Abortion: The revenge

I think we’re all quite clear on this, it’s okay to abort! But lets make a slightly bigger step… What if after you’ve given birth, you decide your baby’s too ugly, he cries too much, or he looks just a slight bit too much like the milkman…

Well the liberal/progressive party offers you with a solution! If you don’t like your child, you can “return” it till up to 2 years after the birth! After all, why should you be the one to suffer from your mistakes, when someone else can?

Be the first to return your child and get to pick another one in our local childstore! We assure you that our collection is of the finest quality and that none of the children have any diseases or bad ethnic backgrounds. We hope to hear from you soon!

The liberal team