Masturbation side effects

A recent study has showed that pulling your Benjamin, dick, willy or Junior will cause permanent baldness, dizziness and proper arm strength. An earlier study had already highlighted the risk of blindness amongst wankers. The scientists have carefully studied groups of a 1.000 individuals each pulling their dong a different amount of times a week. The group that had the highest workload suffered from blisters, cancer and loss of hair while the group that refrained got a job promotion, a better love life, $10.000 and a cookie.

This once again proves that being ethical pays off!

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