Not That Funny
(I’m just kidding, here’s the post!)
Greatest of all time
I’m the proud owner of the very best joke in the universe. Already at age 15 had I taken the extremely difficult burden of humor upon me to endlessly provide joy and happiness for those that deserve it. Yes, in theory I may aswell be a hero (in reality an idiot) but I don’t spend my time talking about how great I am unlike other heroes (hiro nakamuro, I’m on to you!).
Anyway… the greatest joke in the world. I had a certain teacher who would everyday use the elevator to get to the third floor (he was what one would call, disgustingly fat) and one day he arrived 5 minutes late and excused himself for it. I whispered into my neighbor’s ear: “I bet the elevator broke down.”
That’s not that funny
I know damn it, that’s the point of this post! It was funny at a certain time and in a certain context, and will be funny again whenever a fat guy, who uses an elevator daily, arrives late. Does anyone actually ever listen to what I say? (granted that this was a verbal conversation) And also, do I get your thoughts right in all of my inner titles?
I encourage everyone who laughs at similar silly things to comment about them so we can all quote you and say “That’s not that funny!” aswell.
3 comments:
A friend an I have a mutual friend who can't say the word "eaten." She says "aten" instead. So we always tell each other, "I'm starving. I haven't ATEN yet today." It's really only funny to the two of us...
heh, kinda like I'm "imaginating" things...
Hey, I think our local craft store chain is using your word! There's a big billboard nearby that just says, "Imaginate." You should sue them.
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