The wii and excercise

Ever seen the stereotype of the fat guy behind his computer? Not lately? Well that’s because of the revolutionary Nintendo wii! This fine new piece of electronics has drastically changed the lives of lots of gamers.

Our scientists have recently discovered that the average movements of fat guys have increased by a grand total of 40%! A simple technique was used to measure the impact of earthquakes using a seismometer to prove this. More evidence can be found in the decrease of giant spandex shorts sales, and fire escapers get less and less rescue calls for fat guys who got stuck in a chair.

This awesome piece of equipment is the perfect substitute for real sports, and should get a spot on the Olympics!